so i was watching the history channel with my sister today, (yeah, i watch the big H for fun. hence the history ed major.) and i happened to stumble upon the most magnificent series.
no, it wasnt patton 360. (good one)
or decoded (its like national treasure.. but real)
not even the rise of the third reich. (holy shit, its ridiculous.)
it was none other than ancient aliens.
*cue x files theme music*
ancient aliens is a pretty self explanatory documentary. it interviews prominent historians about the overwhelming evidence that this planet's inhabitants have been visited by other planet's inhabitants more than we would like to imagine.
and. it. ROCKS.
seriously, it all makes so much sense if you take the time to think about it. the ancient egyptians along with the mayans (who are halfway across the world) simply thought at the exact same time, "i know what ill do today.. build a gargantuan triangular structure that has no real significance to our empire except it being alot cooler than a 4x3 tombstone." no. its because aliens came down and told them to do it. also, its damn near impossible to create a similar structure in the modern world because our technology simply cannot accomplish such a task. yet primitive people who lived thousands of years ago just happened to build it? pshaw. these are the same people who mummified their domesticated pets and ground them into a fine powder to use as medicine. sorry, but no. theres even evidence of one pharoah that could possibly BE an alien. and thats just one example. this show was hours long and it had alot more credibility and substance that this post. this shit is real. and its awesome.
so next time youre flipping through the telly and pass channel sixty-one (for those of you in the okc metropolitan area) stick around. you might learn something and eventually be immersed in conspiracies and new ideas like yours truly.
--amandamargaret
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