all of my six followers should know by my frequent postings that i idolize stephen tyrone colbert. he is by far the funniest person on television and probably off-television as well. anyways, last night i was watching the colbert report and he called his nation to action.
apparently, pennsylvania senator rick santorum is a raging homophobe who likened gay sex to man-on-dog sex. so i immediately hated him. but im not the only one. in 2003, dan savage decided to get back at santorum for his gay-ist comment by giving his last name a new definition.
santorum: the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
now even though this definition makes me never want to look at refried beans again, ive got to give it to savage. after his new definition hit the internet it spread like kudzu. it coined the term google bomb or g-bomb if you will. now, if you google santorum, the number one definition is the sexcrement, number two is the senator.
what does this have to do with colbert? well last night, he informed us that santorum was making a potential run for the oval office. to halt his hail-to-the-chief plans, colbert called his nation to action to google bomb santorum yet again by clicking on every single link that didnt necessarily name the senator. being an active citizen of the nation, i participated and sure enough 'santorum' reached the number four spot on the most googled terms.
WE DID IT NATION!!
to help drop the g-bomb on santorum, here are the links.
im pretty sure we wont be swearing in president sexcrement come 2012.
president colbert on the other hand...
-amandamargaret
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