a congratulatory commentary

my body is declaring mutiny.
over the past hour and a half, i have subjected my abs to numerous tightening excercises, my legs to dozens of strenthening drills and my arms to several repititions of weight exertions. and the fact that the weights were less like barbells and more like five-pound pink girl weights is besides the point. the point is that i did strictly arm excercises for the entirety of chelsea lately. thats only one-third of the total excercises! (its quite a day when i workout and use fractions..) so while im in the celebratory mood, im going to write an open letter to myself.

dear me,
congratulations! you did it! instead of sitting on your ass during pointless yet entertaining late-night television, you did menial workouts for an hour and a half only pausing to laugh at punchlines and take mild water and breather breaks while watching pointless yet entertaining late-night television. hopefully, this can morph into a  habit that you swear youll keep up for months and really only do for the next three days because sheer laziness and procrastination will get the better of you.
a tip of my hat to you, good lady.
best regards,
yourself.

now that thats out of the way, its time to exclaim via typefont how much i love my new job.

I LOVE MY NEW JOB.

panera's motto is, "a loaf of bread in every arm." well in my case, its, "two loaves of bread and three bagels in every arm." thats right. one days work gets me 6.5 hours wages and enough bread to feed the inhabitants of apt 307 for the next two weeks. i believe the term "a-booyaah!" comes in handy right about now. and i happen to work with some pretty fantastic people (ten point bonus) and i learned a new skill that is wicked easy and ill get a bunch of extra hours for. and we all know that extra hours = extra money and extra money = extra happy. (add ten points bonus for every use of the word 'extra')

haaaanyways its nearing 330 and im exhausted from my extensive carb consumption so im gonna hit the haystack. can you spot all the alliterations? i spy with my little eye something i never paid attention to in lit class..

--amandamargaret